The Greatest Jackass of em' All !!!!!

At one he started running, at ten he began to crawl

milk wasn't good enough so he drank castrol

It was He, The Greatest Jackass of em' All

Got a girlfriend, a real moon tide

he thought he'd got her

but she took him for a ride

Named him Tommy, his dog Paul

All hail! The Greatest Jackass of em' All

Lovable, adorable, clean and all

Paul Paul even its painting on the wall

Now, frustrated, cranky, low in morale

decided that he'd be more like Paul

So he licked her face and made her fall

Oh My! The Greatest Jackass of em' All

She slapped his face and kicked his 'BA#%S'

he punched her back and turned it into a brawl

Who else.. but The Greatest Jackass of em' All

He said he was sorry and wrote her a sweet story

said he was the aaloo and she was the gobi

both of them together was always meant to be

mad in rage with fumes n all

She told him.. he was the The Greatest Jackass of em' All

He squeezed the bees and looked for honey

got bit a thousand times and thought it to be funny

said," luck's not my way, bhaari hai 'Shani'!

His acts hilarious, his persistence 'kamaal'

He sure is The Greatest Jackass of em' All

But he won a lottery and hit a jackpot

wealthy enough but still a crackpot

lost the money but refused to fail

opened Ebay and put his undies on sale

and ocean for a heart, but his brain too small

That was the story of The Greatest Jackass of em' All !!!!!