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Monday, April 13, 2009

VICE CITY CHRONICLES- PART ONE

Statutory Warning….- Many Lambs and Chickens were Consumed in this Chronicle! Vegetarians..Beware!

It’s like one of those Grand Theft Auto journeys that I lived over a passage of 4days. For the hardcore lovers of the game, there wasn’t any kniving, shooting, robbery or espionage involved. But still..loads and loads of unbridled((hehehe)), ‘throw your watch and schedule away’ kind f fun. Describing the moments in their amplitude would take daysss outta my schedule((yeah right!!)). But lemme give u a glimpse of the journey that had been waiting for ages to Unfold.

Vada pao, Juices, sea food..well of all kinds except the Lobster((I grew sick at the sight of it)), endless pints and cans f beers and breezers gargled down J and cartons f smoke were puffed away.

32 degree Celsius.. That’s what the Pilot announced when he was about to bring the plane to a screeching halt. Anuj, sittin besides me predicted a rainy weather all through the trip and 'Thank You God' for not listenin to his gibberish for once! Unlike most of my ‘deboards’ at tourist destinations, this one seemed a little less cheerful at our welcome. The air could almost stick to my face and the airport too wasn’t a pretty sight. At the back of our minds was the thought- Man! are we gonna get fucked if our room didn’t have any air-conditioning… Given the fact that we had rented a flat @Rs15..dats right Rs15 a day.. we were bound to feel circumspect at this ordeal that awaited us.

But guess what!! It was group-hug time as soon as we entered the SBOP holiday home flat. The sight of the air-conditioner was like a blessing.. and God tellin us.. Go on Boys.. Have some fun..I’l be waiting here for you whenever you come back, AC turned ON, with beer in the fridge..and Manchester United kickin some serious ass on EPSN.

So there.. the vacation was set into motion. Changed up into our holi-gear((yup..dats wat m callin it)) and strutted to the market outside to get something to eat.. Remember.. No Vegetable was plucked, cooked or hurt in any way on this trip! But mom’s constant calls reminded us of Navratras, so we had to sacrifice our urges to bite onto cooked flesh((Makes me sound like a cannibal.. but wat de hell!) and just for that day, go in for some veg-crap that half of the Veg-World feeds on.

**Now lemme just go on record to say that ever since this trip..I have discovered that I can sleep almost anywhere and at any given time. Kind f a You-Blink-You-Miss moment. Keeping Anuj and Vaibhav's irritation for the same aside, I had a gala time :) . Especially having that pre-sunset nap at Arjuna beach.. sittin in the shack, with a beer in one hand.. the open sea in my gape and droopy eyes.. Gotto tell u..it was my the memorable nap ever!

Alrite.. time for some NSP( nain-sukh-prapti). I mean FCUK! Where else in India do you find such hot chics from all over the globe..giving a damn about what they wore and what the bystanders saw. It was a treat for the eyes and the senses((I won’t go ne further than this..just to maintain the sanctity of this blog..hehe)) and Where else in India could you put on a vest and Nicks and drive around on an Avenger.. It sure did Feel like God!

As you must have realized by now..my trip to Goa was filled more with Exclamation Marks than full stops.. and that’s exactly how it was. The Sun, the sand, the water and the food.. and did I forget to mention the Women? :P

Even though I ended up getting the TAN of my life with temperatures pushin the mercury over and beyond to test my patience under the sun, but still I huffed and puffed on the burning sand and dived into the open sea. Wave after wave of salt and water pushed and bullied us around as we fought a never ending battle with bare hands, legs.. well Bare everythin except.. :P

VICE CITY CHRONICLES- PART 2

7 different alcohols, 6 different desserts, 5 different types of Meat and chics from 4 different countries sat with us..all in one Feast at the Baga Beach.. and ya One carton of Marlboro Lights too!

Friends had been screamin their chords dry, askin us to go to the Aguada fort(da DIl Chahta hai One)). And I cursed each and everyone of them all through the way up, until I saw what we had come to see. The ride through the unrelenting sun became totally worth it as the endless ocean was thrown into my eyes.. sheer viewing pleasure! and the wind seemed to come from a different planet altogether. I could harldy hold onto this urge to jump off the wall and into the sea(( I DID NOT.. a proof is Me Living to Pen this Down!)).

The best part of the trip was this. 8:30pm-10:30pm. Sports bar.. right next to DOntoPalliPucchiKUKU beach.. hehe! Beer, food, smoke and Live Football. God Bless Machade and Manchester United for making this an absolute cracker-jack trip.. the last minute winner took my breath away!

Now lemme describe both of my pals and my partners in fun there in goa.

Anuj, the connoisseur of everything that can be munched upon, the one who is invariably hungry all the time and has the knack of pointing towards the most unknown-yet-the-tastiest dish on the menu. Honestly, if it wasn’t for him, me and vaibhav wudnt have tried eatin all that we did end up eatin! He was also the Bargainer of our mini-group, apt at bringin prices down to a level at which I would shy away from making any kind of eye-contact with the shop-keeper..and then get surprised that we managed to get it at that price! Poor guy Anuj..always wanted to plan out our day…and nothing happened according to him..In-fact he seemed to have tickled ‘Rahu and Ketu’ at the wrong places on this trip coz he was totally outta luck! Met with an accident..made ladies fall(Literally)) wherever he went by, got hit on the injured leg ‘N’ number of times and could bathe in the sea just once before he met wid dat fateful accident. But all in all a great trip for him((tongue-in-cheek)..love u bro!

Now for the Main MAN on our trip, Vaibhav Wadhawan! I say MAIN MAN because the kind of fun we had OFF-the-beach couldn’t have been possible without him. He was the man who was completely messed up between wearing Sunglasses or Specs! But gotto give it to him for makin the right juggle! Only Me and Anuj know as to how we convinced him to go bare-chested in the sea and guaranteed him that he wudn’t get ogled at for sure.. hehe. This guy was in-charge of the baggage, the camera and my helmet..which I never wore throughout the trip and got challaned for it too! J

And much to my dismay, almost everytime Vaibhav forgot the Cybershot, but this is where my cellphone came in handy!

Lemme jump to the last eventful day there in goa. Brunch time and we happily gorged onto 3 different kinds f dishes((That was the order of the trip)). 2 Videsi Chics J came and sat at the next table and stared at us as we ate as if there was no tomorrow!

ME:- A SMILE…. ANUj...ANUj...Hey Man SHE just smiled at me.. Wat do I do Man??

Anuj:- Hehe hehe hehe.. I donno

ME:- Crap Man.. WHAT I DUnno? Should I talk to her? Maybe wave her a hello?

Vaibhav:- She SMILEd at u???????

ME:- SHUT UP Man… what should I do?

ME:- Shit.. fuck..shit ..fuck..SHIT!!! Do something U moron.. I FINALLY smiled back! :)

Back to the brunch.. Sheepishly!

Brunch ends.. and the Firangans go like… “Hey there.. u wasted so many Chips there in your food??”

ME:- Well u should’v joined us to help complete it!!

THEM:-- eeehe eehe eehee! ((stupid laughter))

ME:- How long hv u bn here?

KATE( the cute one ):- have been in India for the past 5 years on and off!

ME:- well.. it’s a shame that we guys are leaving for Delhi tonite!

KATE:- TONITE? Aawww..it sure is a shame!

Where r u from..bla bla bla… SHE gave me her cell-number and email-id in the end! J

THE END.

P.S- I clicked a pic f the AIR-CONDITIONER while going back.. My Best TRIp YET!